EastStandLad
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Signed up for a gym membership on January 2nd like the absolute cliche that I am. Went five times in the first week. Felt incredible. Was going to get a six pack by March and look like a Greek god by the time we're at Wembley for the playoff final.
It's now February and I've been twice this month. Once was just to use the shower because my boiler was playing up. The other time I sat on an exercise bike for fifteen minutes, watched the telly above the cross trainer, and then went to Bob Carver's on the way home and had a large haddock and chips.
The membership is thirty quid a month which works out at about fifteen quid per actual visit at the rate I'm going. I could buy a personal training session for that. Or thirty bags of chip spice. Either would be a better use of my money.
Please tell me someone else on here is in the same boat. Or better yet tell me your secret for actually keeping it going because I clearly haven't got one.
It's now February and I've been twice this month. Once was just to use the shower because my boiler was playing up. The other time I sat on an exercise bike for fifteen minutes, watched the telly above the cross trainer, and then went to Bob Carver's on the way home and had a large haddock and chips.
The membership is thirty quid a month which works out at about fifteen quid per actual visit at the rate I'm going. I could buy a personal training session for that. Or thirty bags of chip spice. Either would be a better use of my money.
Please tell me someone else on here is in the same boat. Or better yet tell me your secret for actually keeping it going because I clearly haven't got one.
